Technology, I'm drowning

Its not enough to get your MacbookAir get wet on a boat in Venice, but even if you 're purchased a computer and reinstalled all the software and reimported all your email messages you're still drowning. Still there is a number of business emails that need to get answered, there is a number of provate emails that you put on the back burner and they sort of fall out later unnoticably from your memory. Then there is a number of friends that you want to stay in touch with but you need to write them a god damn email because nobody is available on the phone these days anymore, and on top of everything there is 100 messages a day from Gayromeo or your other favorite gay portal where people tell you how hot you are but none of them is really interested in anyhting beyond sex. I think I need an agent just to sort out those. People praise technoilogy and in the past it was thanks to the lack of global communications that we has less anxiety and less distraction. Its ridiculousd that I have to go on the boat on the Amazon river to read the book because thats one of the few remaining spots in the world where the communication is patchy so you can relax.